yes the coffee everyone drinks. yes the coffee made in foreign countries. yes the coffee that stains ties and white business shirts alike. key word there STAINS!
I’m mostly talking about SPILLED coffee. Where you might ask.. no not on her shirt.. in her purse of all places, a whole glass in fact!
(name of texter replaced to protect the “innocent”)
Once upon a time Travis and Maggie were on their way to Travis’ to make him food. All of a sudden his phone started vibrating out of control. “I cant get one text in before ‘Kate‘ texts me another time! ..MAGGIE!! TAKE THE WHEEL SO I CAN TEXT HER AT LEAST ONCE!!” So Maggie, took the wheel and went to make a turn. Maggie started the turn and was totally unaware that if she made the turn too sharp, a full cup of 3 hour old coffee would fall into the floor/her purse. TIP SPLASSSSSSSHHHHH!! the cup fell. Maggie fortunately was out of the way just in time, her purse however didn’t make it away from the brown goo. Nothing in the purse was browned beyond recognition, but she did loose a movie ticket she didn’t plan on throwing away. The purse is safe and sound inside of Maggie’s washer as we speak.
The End.
Moral- don’t make wide turns.. don’t dink coffee.. AND DON’T – make wide turns while a full cup off coffee is in the low cut cup holder..
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ah man.. i hope i’m not this “kate” you speak of or i may feel quite bad about this coffee incident….
no you’re not Kate but ill give you 1 mental guess.. ;)
word… coffee and cars and turning and texting and everything always a bad combo…